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Shopocalypse
- Sci-Fi
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- Adventure
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In a world sold to the highest bidder, can Tyson save humanity from the insatiable greed of the universe?
When humanity finally fell, it wasn’t to war or disease—it was to shopping. BuyMort, the newest and last store to set up shop on Earth. The end of the world as everyone knew it.
Welcome to the Shopocalypse, the everything-must-go never again sales event that just lost us our world.
But not everything is lost. Meet Tyson, a no-cares slacker with a traumatic past, two wrinkled bucks in his wallet and a crap job caretaking a crap campground in the desert sands of Arizona. He had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough.
His world lost, monsters running rampant, and people dying everywhere he looks, it's time to rise up from his dark past and become something he was never capable of being. It is time for him to be a hero. It is time for him to become the Windowpuncher!
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