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Royal RoadRock Falls, Everyone Dies
- Fantasy
- Comedy
- Satire
By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.
Things escalate. Fast.
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